英文阅读欣赏1 Alittleboysaystohismother,Mom,Illbegoodforadollar Themotherreplies,Ishouldnthavetopa下面是小编为大家整理的2023年英文阅读欣赏,菁选3篇,供大家参考。
英文阅读欣赏1
A little boy says to his mother, "Mom, I"ll be good for a dollar"
The motherreplies, "I shouldn"t have to pay you to be good, you should be good all thetime"
The little boy says, "OK Mom, I"ll be good for 50 cents."
The mother says,"I shouldn"t have to pay you to be good you should be good all the time.
The little boy says, "OK Mom, I"ll be good for a 25 cents."
The mother says,"How many times do I have to tell you I shouldn"t have to pay you to be good. You should be good for nothing, just like your father."
英文阅读欣赏2
Teacher:“ I have two questions, it isn"t necessary to answer the second question if you know the result of the first question.How much hair do you have?”
Student： “ A hundred and twenty millions.”
Teacher:“ How do you know it?”
Student:“ It is not necessary to answer the second question.”
老师："我有两个题目，你若能答出第一题就不需答第二题。你有多少根头发?"
学生："1.2亿根。"
老师："你怎么知道?"
学生："第二题不需回答。"
英文阅读欣赏3
A young man was walking through a super market to pick up
a few things when he noticed an old lady following him.
"Pardon me," she said. "I"m sorry if my staring at you
has made you feel uncomfortable. It"s just that you look
just like my son, who died recently."
"I"m very sorry," replied the young man, "is there
anything I can do for you?"
"Yes," she said, "as I"m leaving, would you say
"Goodbye, mother?" It would make me feel so much better."
"Sure," answered the young man.
As the old woman was leaving, he called out,"Goodbye, Mother!" Then, as he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.00. "How can that be?" he asked. "I only purchased a few things!"
The clerk replied, "Your mother said you"d pay for her."
